OH LOOK LORNE’S BAR JUST EXPLODED
JUST LIKE MY FEELS

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME I JUST CAN’T RIGHT NOW OH GOD
The Five Stages of Grief:
Clock Town is denial. No one in the city wants to admit the moon is going to fall on them.
The Swamp is anger. The Deku Scrubs are rushing to kill a monkey they blame all their problems on, yet he had nothing to do with any of them.
The Mountain is bargaining. The Gorons, freezing and starving, perpetually keep their hope that their dead hero will come back and save them.
The Bay is depression. The Zoras lost their guitarist, and continuously mourn over him.
The Valley is acceptance. With no more transformation masks and virtually everyone in the zone already dead, the only thing Link has left to conquer is himself.
Link can’t really save everyone. Even after introducing the game as a quest to find Navi, he never will, but by the end we can accept that. One of the game’s opening lines mentions that he is searching for a lost friend, and one of Tatl’s last lines at the end of the game is “Well, both of us have gotten what we were after…”
Mr. Xander Harris - that’s what he is to the world outside
That’s the name he carries with pride
I’m just lately Anya - not very much to the world, I know
All these years with nothing to show
I’ve boned a troll, I’ve wreaked some wrath,
But on the whole, I’ve had no path.
I like to bowl, I’m good with math,
But who am I?
Now I reply that
I’m the Missis
I will be his Missis
Mrs. Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins Harris
What’s the point of loving…
I mean except for the sweaty part
What’s the point of losing your heart?
Maybe if you’re lucky
Being a pair makes you twice as tall
Maybe you’re not losing at all
No need to cover up my heart
Plus see above RE: sweaty part
So maybe love is pretty smart
And so am I
I found my guy!
And I’ll be Missis
I will be his Missis
Mrs. Anya Lame-Ass-Made-Up—Name Harris.
We’ll never part
Not if we can
And if we start
Then here’s my plan
I’ll show him what bliss is
Welcome him with kisses
‘Cause this is a Missis who misses her man
He’s my Xander
And he’s awfully swell
It makes financial sense as well,
Although he can be “I’ll never tell”
Just stand aside
Here comes the bride
I’ll be Missis
I will be his Missis
I will beeeee -- I’ll Be Mrs | Anya Jenkins
Watching “I Will Remember You” for the first time ever.
Somebody get me my whoopin’ stick.
- Giles: And you're certain she was a robot?
- Buffy: Absolutely.
- Tara: Well, she practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass.
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